I see Wayne Roony and his bird have signed a contract with Hello magazine for £1.5 million for their wedding pictures.
Just how greedy can these people get?
The "you can take a picture of me if you pay me money" clan may be pathetic.
However what about the mugs that buy the magazine (who are really paying for this?)
What sad lives many of us must live when the highlight is spying on others.
By the way there is NO truth that Wayne's prostitute is to be a bridsmaid.
I have just turned down £1.37 from the Kidderminster Shuttle for pictures of me in the Nags Head downing a pint of Banks bitter. I have my pride.
P S I am holding out for two quid.